three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
I hate my life. #nail #whhhhhhhhhhhhy
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Good fucking god it’s a fucking video. No need to become BULLIES over it. It makes you look like children. #peoplefuckmeoff #lorde
Thar be birds outside this window and he wants to eats them. #mainecoon #bird #omnomnom #catsofinstagram #pet
Fuzzball says good morning. #mainecoon #cat #instacat #instapet
I’m allergic to him, doesn’t stop me putting my face in his fur though. #mainecoon #selfie #cat #pet